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@catholickid96 The NP I saw the first time I went in said “whoops we forgot to test you for mono!” I was like, you still could…? Then she started drawing a diagram of my sinuses, which was actually a pretty great drawing, so I got distracted and forgot about mono.

@secret78 Negative for flu and Covid. My kid is sick with an ear infection and a cough but she’s not even half as sick as I am thankfully. I am going to get even whinier if I have to endure this for another week. 😭

@seal87 I tried to tell my wife (I am also wife) I needed something like this and she laughed in my face and told me to stop breathing on her.

@carterdraken See here’s where I fucked up. Yesterday was Easter right, and I have a 4 yr old. We got her a bug vacuum and terrarium so of course my dumb ass was going to help her use it. I was wandering around in the backyard in slippers, a sweaty sleep shirt, no bra, wrapped in a blanket...

@boydy This made me laugh and cough like a hyena. 😂😭

@docmrm The flight might suck but getting to spend weeks with your family is totally worth it! You can do it. Can you just wear the baby and give the toddler a tablet?

@amyln I’ve got that scheduled after the vaginal steaming.

@refinersfire I knew someone was going to come in here and say raw garlic. I swear I’ve read that it helps so many places. I’m going to try it. Like I said my spouse won’t come near me anyway so it’s not like eating garlic will make it worse.

@rhunette I thought it was my usual hysteria but it turns out I’ve got ghosts in the blood.

@luvgodforever “Thad you must have a really light workload if you are focused on what I’m doing all of the time. I wish I had that little to do!”

@peace24555 Being a rich 18th century European convalescing in Bath for two months is ✨the dream✨ I’m already using my rescue inhaler but I’ll ask about the nebulizer. My kid has one with a clown fish mask so at least I’ll look entertaining doing it.

@janey84 My daughters class closed Thursday due to a positive Covid case. She can go back Wednesday with a negative test, I’m also hoping it’s positive so we are the lucky ones who get to go to school the next time her class closes. This is the fucked up world we live in.

I have been rotting in bed like a pasty Victorian child since last Sunday. It’s been 8 days of fevers, chills, postpartum levels of sweating, coughing up goo, headaches and the worst farts imaginable. My dogs won’t even stay in the room with me. My spouse has been giving side hugs like we are...