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@thomasdeleon I felt like such an idiot when I did it too XD Like, I just literally forgot for the few seconds it took me to form the thought and pounce on him that I was pregnant and jumping belly first onto him was probably not a good fucking idea. DH was laughing at me later because I had...

@jamielw83 Yes we are, but we can be dorks together XD

@jamielw83 Yeah, when I jammed my stomach in DH's shoulder (I was pouncing him like I used to do on the weekends to wake him up before i was pregnant), he was like "What on earth were you thinking?" and all I could do was sit there wide-eyed and stammer. I legit forgot I was pregnant for the...

@jamielw83 I did that a few weeks ago... right onto DH's shoulder. :/ boy was I sore... baby seemed fine though. He was like "why on earth did you do that?" And the only answer I had was that I forgot for a second that I was pregnant :P

@henryt You can add boy to my name for April 7th :)

@ablaze513 Awww! I love it! It's adorable! :D (And the look on your husband's face says it all lol)

@kindte It's become one of my favorite phrases lol Accurate description. You're practically "foaming at the mouth" to get pregnant ;)

@belen4422 There really is a bot for everything! :D ETA: Omg, I typed "baby" instead of bot. WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME.

@justinedwardslininger Oooo. A code word. I like that. Maybe I should bring that up to hubby that we should have a phrase or something. Something like "The monkeys can have the banana. Repeat. The monkeys can have the banana." XD

@nalle Congrats! :D

@revbob4him Ahahahaha XD

Well, I guess you could also say it was my brain that did it, and it wasn't on purpose either. Instance #1: I had just gotten out of the shower and was standing in front of the mirror wrapped in a towel combing out my hair. He snuck up behind me, hugged me, and kissed me on the neck, then...