@msmistk0 Twin B responded, “What the fuck.” Twin A told her, “that’s not how it works.” Cashier didn’t seem to grasp that they both thought she was an idiot.
@schawinga Several times: “Are they maternal or fraternal?”
And asked of them at a Walmart checkout, when they were in 9th grade or so: “Which one is the evil twin?” (they were not impressed by this question)